The Smurfs

Running Time: 1 hour, 40 minutes  Rating: PG  Director: Raja Gosnell Quick Impressions:  Please don’t kill me, but I liked The Smurfs. Now let me be clear, do I think it is a great movie? No. But do I think it’s a horrible movie? Oh my smurfness, no! Yes, there …

Cowboys and Aliens

Running Time: 1 hour, 58 minutes Rating: PG-13 Director: Jon Favreau Quick Impressions: I went into this movie with no expectations. To be more honest, I expected to write a bad review of a cinematic train wreck. I’ve long been suspicious of Cowboys and Aliens because of its much touted …

Winnie the Pooh

Running Time: 1 hour, 9 minutes (but some of that, surely, includes the cartoon short “The Ballad of Nessie”)  Rating: G  Director: Steven J. Anderson, Don Hall Quick Impressions:  I didn’t know what to expect from Winnie the Pooh. The original 1960s short features have such timeless charm that I …

Bridesmaids

Running Time: 2 hours, 5 minutes Rating: R Director: Paul Feig Quick Impressions: I love Kristen Wiig on Saturday Night Live, and I’ve long felt that her movie roles don’t effectively showcase her talent, so I’m thrilled that she got to co-write this movie and create a role that played …

Cars 2

Running Time: 1 hour, 53 minutes Rating: G Director: John Lasseter Quick Impressions: The original Cars is, by far, my least favorite Pixar film, but I was kind of excited about the sequel because I heard it focused more on Mater (my favorite character) and had a Hitchcockian plot. Overall, …

Green Lantern (3D)

Running Time: 1 hr, 45 minutes Rating: PG-13 Director: Martin Campbell Quick Impressions: I went into this movie with expectations that could not have been lower. As a young child, I loved Super Friends cartoons, and the Green Lantern was my favorite member of the Justice League (aside from the …

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