Rating: R
Runtime: 1 hour, 49 minutes
Director: Lorene Scafaria
Quick Impressions:
I have watched the Oscars every year for decades, but with the exception of that time Björk wore a swan, I cannot remember one single outfit anybody had on who was not Jennifer Lopez. I’m not what you’d call a J-Lo fan (mainly because I’m so unfamiliar with her body of work), but on the red carpet, she never fails to make an impression.
Still I have honestly never paid much attention to her until I saw the trailer for Hustlers.
“How does Jennifer Lopez look that amazing?” I marveled to my husband afterwards. She looks like she must have some beauty regimen that involves absorbing the souls of other creatures or bathing in stem cells or something. She looks astonishing. She seems to have become thousands of times more stunning with age.
Still, I would never see a movie just for Jennifer Lopez. I’ve never had anything against her, but most of her work hasn’t interested me. (I’ve always loved the song “Jenny from the Block,” though. I’m not sure why. It just makes her sound so fun. And I also love remembering the time in college when my friend and roommate, now a nun, while involuntarily listening to “Play,” suddenly looked up and realized in horror, “Wait! Is she asking the DJ to play her own song?” I mean, it’s probably just a song she loves, not her own song, but my friend’s reading could be correct, and her horror at the sheer narcissism of the request still brings a smile to my face.)
Actually, I’m not sure that I’ve ever seen Jennifer Lopez in a movie before this (unless you count Selena. I don’t know why that wouldn’t count. But it’s the only one I’ve seen). Now I find myself wondering, why haven’t I been watching Jennifer Lopez movies? She gives an immensely captivating performance here as stripper-with-a-heart-for-gold-cards Ramona.
And Hustlers (which by sheer luck won out over three other films we were also considering this week) is a far better movie than I ever dreamed. The premise sounds compelling. Going in, I knew the film was based on an article in New York magazine that went viral, someone’s true story (true-ish at least). Money flowed less freely for everyone in the wake of the financial crisis of 2008 (which prompted Bank of America to cut my credit limit in half for no reason and without even telling me, thus damaging my credit score and winning my eternal enmity). Suddenly, few people had money for blowing at strip clubs. So the strippers got desperate, and some got creative and started drugging people and charging huge sums on their credit cards. This all makes sense. Rich people stopped having money to throw at poor people to make them dance for their entertainment, so poor people started stealing the money because they still had to eat. As a kid, my favorite movie was Oliver!, and I’ve always had a thing for pickpockets, so I thought, “Sure, for early September, this will be an okay choice.”
Maybe I’m heaping a bit too much praise on Hustlers, suggesting it will outlive our very society. But this film is showing us something extremely telling, not only about what happened ten years ago, but also about the way we currently understand and relate to that moment in our near past. This is a movie about our America, and it’s also fast-paced, engaging, extremely funny, and well acted with a spectacular (maybe even career defining) star turn by Jennifer Lopez.
The Good:
I was also curious to see Cardi B and Lizzo, though their involvement is, perhaps, over-hyped. Neither has a huge role, though they’re both definitely actually in the movie.
Funniest Scene:
The funniest moment in the entire film belongs to Keke Palmer. I nearly died watching her scream, “No!” and run away. This didn’t have to be as funny as it is. She makes the moment hilarious (and one of the more relateable in the movie).
Best Scene, Visually:
I possibly have never seen anything better in my life than our introduction to J-Lo in this movie. I don’t mean her first big dance. I mean the scene when we get to meet her when she’s not performing (though surely this is a kind of performance, too). We are treated to such an over-the-top tableau here. I immediately broke into a grin, stifled a laugh, then leaned over and whispered to my husband, “Oh this is so meme-able.” (I can’t come up with anything really good, but surely someone will. Maybe something like, “Other girls: I hope I’m not overdressed for this. Me:” and then you see a still of J-Lo sitting here in her fur, cigarette aloft.)
Honestly, if I were Jennifer Lopez, I’d be emphasizing how much I enjoyed my SUPPORTING role in this film all over the place, then making a big push for a Best Supporting Actress Oscar. This movie is probably going to make a ton of money. Our Thursday night showing sold out, and the theater added another screen. The people watching with us seemed really into the movie. If Jennifer Lopez is going to win an Oscar, I think now is the time.
What makes her brilliant in this role is that Ramona seems so crazily over-the-top in moments like these. The character is larger than life, oozing charisma and inherently a spectacle, and the actress brings that with seeming ease. But Ramona is also the most real, human character in the story. (Well, I also found Julia Stiles masterfully convincing as the woman who went to Brown and sits and listens to people. That role is perfect for her!) (I actually really like Julia Stiles. I even used to like her a little extra because my sister hated her so much.) (Not to spite my sister, but for poor Julia’s sake.) (She actually has some really great moments in this, too, most of them non-verbal. She makes a lot out of little dialogue.)
Lopez’s Ramona steals the show. She feels both larger-than-life and down to Earth. It’s a charisma driven performance for sure, but most actors cannot pull off that particular blend of charisma.
Sometimes she reminded me of Matthew McConaughey’s oily turn in Magic Mike. Like that character, Ramona has a Fagin-like quality that is both spellbinding and repulsive. But Ramona never truly seems like a villain. In fact, I found her easily the most sympathetic character in the story. Her motivations are clear, and though she disavows conventional morality, she does behave consistently according to her own principles. (Yes, she does many things that are objectively wrong, but she knows who she is, and so do we.) (She’s also extremely loyal to her friends and takes care of the people she loves, though, of course, she expects loyalty in return.) (I told you. It’s like The Godfather with strippers!)
Best Action Sequence:
The rush to the ER (teased in the film’s trailer) is pretty entertaining, but probably my favorite moment is the first drugging attempt that seems to be going wrong.
The Negatives: