Stuber

Rating: R
Runtime: 1 hour, 33 minutes
Director: Michael Dowse

Quick Impressions:
Mira Sorvino is in this movie! 


I didn’t recognize her. I know she’s been in the news a lot recently, but I read my news. (My dad loves to watch the news, but I avoid joining him if possible since our views don’t always align, and basically all cable news channels give me heart palpitations.)

Anyway, it has been literally twenty years since I saw Mira Sorvino in a movie at the theater. (Ironically, that movie was At First Sight, so I last saw her being first seen by Val Kilmer’s formerly blind protagonist.) I did see her again in 2000 in that made for TV version of The Great Gatsby also starring Paul Rudd and Toby Stephens. Oddly, my mother and I frequently talk about that Gatsby, usually when one or the other of us has just seen Toby Stephens in something and can’t think of his name.

I like Mira Sorvino. I think it’s disgusting the way her career was derailed by Harvey Weinstein. (I remember how touched my mom and grandma were to see her father crying in the audience when she won her Oscar for Mighty Aphrodite.) I’m really glad to see her in a decent role in a summer movie in wide release. I just wish I had known it was her before the end credits. So I’m starting this review by giving anyone reading it a heads up. Watch out for Mira Sorvino. She plays one of the only other police officers in the movie. She actually has several scenes.

Obviously we went to this movie excited to see Dave Bautista. I’m sure Kumail Nanjiani is a draw, too, bringing in his share of fans. He’s a genuinely witty guy. But I went to see Bautista. I would watch him in anything. His Drax is one of my favorite characters in the entire MCU, and I was impressed by how hard he worked to give a good performance. I like his desire to be the best actor he can.

For months now, the trailer for Stuber has been enticing us, and my husband and I were genuinely excited to see the movie, though we didn’t go in expecting a masterpiece. (Bautista has definitely earned the right to call himself a real actor, but he’s not Meryl Streep.) (Wouldn’t it be funny to make a buddy-cop movie with Meryl Streep? Like imagine if she played herself, and the cop needed her help to infiltrate some crime syndicate.) (I have just spent the past twenty minutes imagining various actors as her co-star (my favorites are Glenn Close or Ryan Reynolds as Pikachu), and now I’m wondering why Hollywood has never asked me to write a buddy-cop movie. They are missing out!)

The Good:
I just really like Dave Bautista for no solid, defensible reason. I love his unique charisma. He’s so charming. And Kumail Nanjiani makes a great foil for him because (obviously) the two are so dissimilar. (That’s the idea, though if you think about it, they actually have quite a bit in common. Neither is your typical leading man. They’re both very outside the box.)  If you’re not a fan of at least one of these guys, you might want to sit this movie out at home.  But if you really like either or both of them, then Stuber is worth a look.

So if you’ve seen the trailer, you know the basic premise. Nanjiani is an Uber driver named Stu. Bautista is an unconventional customer who overstays his welcome because he’s some kind of renegade cop working a dangerous case.

The one thing the trailer doesn’t explain is why in the world a police detective would need to call an Uber to track down a dangerous criminal. The trailer makes Bautista’s character look a bit crazy, in fact. You wonder if maybe he’s more of an ex-cop, wrongfully suspended (or fired) after making a huge mistake (or being set up).

So I found the actual explanation Stuber gives us for the (actual) police detective requiring the services of an Uber driver one of the funniest things in the movie.

Seriously, this one issue becomes Bautista’s entire motivation. It gives him a way to bring the character to life for us. (Imagine him asking, “Who is Vic Manning?” and then being told, “Well, he walks with a limp. Use it!” This is something almost exactly like that.) Bautista really leans in to this dominant character trait. He seems to base his entire performance on this key detail.

And honestly, some of the funniest moments in the movie (for me) arise because of this quirky reason that the cop needs to call an Uber.

Now, I won’t claim that Stuber is a masterpiece. It’s not that the comedy doesn’t always work. It usually does. I think the issue is more that the whole thing is almost ridiculously silly. And as far as comedy goes, there could be a bit more of it. This is not one of those movies with ten jokes every second.

But the humor is legitimately laugh-inducing. Admittedly, some moments are more endearingly awkward than out-and-out hilarious, but most jokes succeed in eliciting the reaction they’re going for.  (The great part is, since Nanjiana’s character is so awkward, we can believe that some of his jokes are intended to miss.)

The plot is not anything terribly clever. In fact, the police investigation part of the movie feels so generic and rehashed that most viewers could probably guess everything that happens ahead of time. The drama of the Uber driver’s dysfunctional life is somewhat more quirky and fresh, though again the basic elements are extremely familiar.

What really makes the movie work, though, is its focus on the crazy results when these two highly different worlds collide. That’s what always makes movies like this work, of course. It’s basic buddy-cop formula. What happens in Stuber is not anything new or revelatory, but it is a pretty entertaining ride.

Nanjiani’s style of comedy and some of the extraneous detail we get in his portion of story are what make it feel slightly more original than the “working a case” aspect. Also, Nanjiani’s Stu is so easy to relate to. I remember frustrating periods of my own life, moments when I’ve thought, “Well, one aspect of my life isn’t great right now, but at least this other aspect is working! Wait! It’s not?” And then I’ve kind of counted on my fingers and realized that nothing in my life was working and had a big panic attack. Stu’s problems are all oddly specific, though. Everybody has had an unsatisfying job, little money, a frustrating relationship. The framework is familiar. But we learn Stu’s problems in such exhaustive detail, and the details are all so rich and strange. I think Nanjiani’s comedy works because he brings out seemingly infinite bizarre, unique details within a highly familiar, relatable framework.

Bautista’s comedy, on the other hand, is usually big, often physical. And what really makes us laugh is his intense, total commitment to these sometimes very silly things. He does nothing halfway.


The movie is quite violent for a comedy, but the violence feels pretty necessary.  For one thing, it helps ensure that that these two protagonists from different worlds remain together.  Also, it’s some of the most thrilling, entertaining, and even funny material.  In fact, I think the violence and general mayhem often works better than anything else.

The absurdity of the entire scenario is actually what’s best about Stuber.  Even at moments when I felt the movie could be working better or doing more, when I reminded myself, “Imagine if this were actually happening!” the movie always got a thousand times funnier for me.  So many sets of circumstances are so absurd.  If I were to experience any one of these strange events–especially the ones I might experience as a bystander–I would be going on about it in great bafflement for the next several days.

The supporting cast is pretty great, especially Natalie Morales (whom we used to enjoy on The Santa Clarita Diet before Netflix annoyingly decided to cancel it).  Karen Gillan is in the movie all too briefly.  Amber Chardae Robinson and Steve Howey also made me laugh.  (Robinson delivered a joke that made me stop and think for a very long time.)


Best Joke:
Natalie Morales actually amused me the most as Vic Manning’s daughter.  Her understated observation about his scheduling choices made me laugh probably more than anything else in the movie. 

Best Scene:
Stuber‘s strongest scene is also its most gratuitously violent.  (No one dies.  It’s just really violent, and the violence is so unnecessary and counterproductive.  I guess it’s therapeutic.  It would be the sex scene if this were a rom-com about two hostile people with nothing in common instead of a buddy-cop movie.)  It reminded me of Gremlins, but there’s a great reference to a different 80s kids’ classic that is probably my second favorite joke in the movie.  (Bautista’s casual answer just kills me.)  I also enjoyed an unexpected revelation at the end of the scene, by far the most genuinely surprising twist of the film.

Funniest Scene:
For my husband, the standout scene was the investigation in the strip club.  This is a conspicuously amusing portion of the movie.  The entire audience laughed several times.

Best Action Sequence:
The fight in Dr. Branch’s office probably features the movie’s strongest blend of continuous action and continuous comedy.  What’s funny here is that the entire situation is so absurd.  Stu’s fighting technique is also…just weird.  Plus, it’s fun to see what Dr. Branch is up to as this all happens.  (Scott Lawrence is good in that role, too.)

Honestly, the film’s opening scene features some genuinely creative moments and is itself occasionally amusing despite being replete with (the movie’s only truly) high-stakes violence.

Best Scene Visually:

My favorite scene in the entire film comes when Bautista’s character tries to drive himself before calling the Uber.  I’d love to make this a meme, captioning it, “Me, Trying to Drive Anywhere” or “Me, in a Hurry.”  I especially love the way this escapade ends, and the way Vic Manning just leaves.  That’s pretty much his modus operandi.  He creates a big disaster, then continues about his business without looking back.  (I think maybe he sat a few rows below us in the movie theater, judging by the mess we saw when we left.)

The Negatives:
I want to see Dave Bautista perform a Greek tragedy as a comedy (like the movie is a comedy, but he plays it completely straight).  I’m not kidding.  I think this would be really entertaining. (I have a particular role in mind for him, but I’ll leave that to viewers to figure out.)
I see no reason to sugar coat this.  The movie is not great, but it’s still enjoyable to watch if it’s what you want to see.  Think about the implausible absurdity of most 80s/90s Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicles.  Think of some of his goofy lines, stuff like, “You’re fired,” in True Lies.  But most of Schwarzenegger’s movies were better than this.  
The weakest part of this movie is the plot, although it’s driven by a winning absurdity.  It also becomes cleverer the more you think about it.  Vic Manning has an extremely exciting but clichéd movie cop life.  Stu has the low stakes life of a dull everyman, yet everything happening to him is so weird and detailed.  On paper, Stuber actually sounds pretty great.
But something is just a bit off in execution.  Several moments in this movie are genuinely funny, but as you watch, you have the strong, nagging feeling that it should be funnier.  It should be better.  It’s weird.  The film’s silliness is its saving grace, and yet paradoxically that very silliness is what drags it down.  The stakes never seem all that high, even though people keep dying right and left.  Honestly, the twist in Stu’s low stakes life packs a bigger punch and comes as a greater surprise than the twist in Manning’s high stakes life.  That should mean the movie’s really good.  But somehow it still isn’t.

My husband commented that it seems “like a fantasy” that couldn’t happen “in real life.” He’s right about that. I could have written this movie. It does not rely on knowledge of how real police investigations work. Instead, it’s just a riff on buddy-cop movies, teasing out every cliché.

The jokes don’t always land, but enough of them do. Honestly, the moments not dedicated to laughs are the bigger issue. Stuber is almost overstuffed with “emotional” material that could provide some sort of moral as well as several touching moments. But these don’t work the same way the comedy does. They feel tacked on, shoe-horned in. And the two leads are not as convincing at the drama as they are with the comedy. Part of this may be that the script fails them. They’re able to compensate for mediocre comedy by playing it well, making it funnier. But the dramatic moments are not well written, and the actors seem unable to compensate for that.

Overall:
Stuber is not a great film, but let’s face it, that makes it right at home in the summer of 2019. Still, the movie is funny and lived up to my expectations. I’m sure I’ll watch it again at home sometime, and, believe it or not, I would watch a sequel as long as Dave Bautista, Kamail Nanjiani, and Natalie Morales return. Honestly, I just love Dave Bautista. I would watch him in anything.

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